So, while I was reading Kristin Chenoweth's response to Ramin Setoodeh's idiotic piece, I was completely imagining that Kristin Chenoweth was complaining to me, personally, as I nod along and snap at the appropriate moments.
"Mm-hm, Kristin Chenoweth, that is so spot-on. Come, let this heterosexist news magazine filth clutter our minds no more. While we wait for our delicious fruit pies to finish cooling, we shall ride our bikes to the park while singing!"
And at the park, there would be birds and frogs and boys, and I don't even care because I'll be hanging out and singing with my BFF.
And yes, the entire time, I call Kristin Chenoweth by Kristin Chenoweth's full name.
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